Japanese crossword «Cleaner»
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Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein is it, so he closes his eyes and starts to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't budge. Right in front of Einstein he bends down and scratches a box in the dirt, one metre by one metre. The he just stands there, right in the middle of the box.
Einstein opens his eyes and says "Newton! I found you! You're it!"
"No," says Newton. "You found a Newton in one square metre.
You found Pascal!"
replyEinstein is it, so he closes his eyes and starts to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't budge. Right in front of Einstein he bends down and scratches a box in the dirt, one metre by one metre. The he just stands there, right in the middle of the box.
Einstein opens his eyes and says "Newton! I found you! You're it!"
"No," says Newton. "You found a Newton in one square metre.
You found Pascal!"
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My final dirty joke (& just because you tell blonde jokes TNG):
A blonde is driving down the road when she spots another blonde in a rowing boat in the middle of a dirt field.
She pulls over, jumps out of her car and screams
“You’re the reason us blondes get a bad name! I should swim out there and kick your ass!!”
replyA blonde is driving down the road when she spots another blonde in a rowing boat in the middle of a dirt field.
She pulls over, jumps out of her car and screams
“You’re the reason us blondes get a bad name! I should swim out there and kick your ass!!”
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Please note my response id to the first joke. And I still contend bleached blondes give natural blondes a bad name.
replyIs a blonde really dumb if she was smart enough to marry a guy smart enough to explain this joke?
replyThan a bird watcher - since there are blonde jokes here And what about male blonds? I think we should give them equal joke space, eh?
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