Japanese crossword «Elephant»
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I wanna hear everyone's favorite elephant joke.
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If I must...
What’s red and white on the outside and grey and white on the inside?
Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.
What’s red and white on the outside and grey and white on the inside?
Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.
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Ok: how do you get four elephants in a Volkswagen?
(This is an old joke, from when "Volkswagen" was immediately understood to mean "Beetle". If you're too young to know what a Beetle is, you'll have to look it up.)
reply(This is an old joke, from when "Volkswagen" was immediately understood to mean "Beetle". If you're too young to know what a Beetle is, you'll have to look it up.)
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Two in the front and two in the back, but I have to admit this one never has made any sense to me.
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Why do elephants wear tennies?
Because ninies are too small and elevenies are too big.
replyBecause ninies are too small and elevenies are too big.
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What's the difference between and elephant and a grape?
Grapes are purple.
[throw in a few more random elephant jokes to distract your listeners.]
What did Tarzan say to Jane when the elephants were charging?
"Here come the grapes!!" (Tarzan was colorblind.)
replyGrapes are purple.
[throw in a few more random elephant jokes to distract your listeners.]
What did Tarzan say to Jane when the elephants were charging?
"Here come the grapes!!" (Tarzan was colorblind.)
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There goes mine: how can you put 4 elephants in a little fiat 600?
Two in the front, and two in the back.
And, how do you know the elephants are at the cinema?
Because the fiat is at the door.
Sorry, they are bad. But TNG asked for they.
Two in the front, and two in the back.
And, how do you know the elephants are at the cinema?
Because the fiat is at the door.
Sorry, they are bad. But TNG asked for they.
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You guys, pack ye dermatory up. Yes, I've a reward for you. Time to go to Tuskany!
(Hah! I got three puns in there.)
reply(Hah! I got three puns in there.)
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How do you know when an elephant is going to charge?
He pulls out his credit card.
replyHe pulls out his credit card.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute, but can you breathe through it?
replyThat's cute, but can you breathe through it?
Why were the elephants banned from the pool?
Their trunks kept falling down.
replyTheir trunks kept falling down.
One of the better images I've seen on this topic.
replyWhy do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? See, it works!
replyI really enjoyed this -- the puzzle was fairly simple, but not boring and the picture is really cool. PLUS there were some wonderful jokes in the comments. :D
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