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Japanese crossword #37070



Size: 20x20Picture:6/10Difficulty:4/10Added:24.10.20Author: seans

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COMMENTS
The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 0:09) complain
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I wanna hear everyone's favorite elephant joke.
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John_Robertshaw (25 October 2020, 0:57) complain
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If I must...

What’s red and white on the outside and grey and white on the inside?

Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.
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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 1:50) complain
I can't say I have ever heard that one.
Onono (25 October 2020, 7:33) complain
Ok: how do you get four elephants in a Volkswagen?
(This is an old joke, from when "Volkswagen" was immediately understood to mean "Beetle". If you're too young to know what a Beetle is, you'll have to look it up.)
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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 20:17) complain
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Two in the front and two in the back, but I have to admit this one never has made any sense to me.
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Onono (26 October 2020, 3:15) complain
I know, absurdism isn't your thing. It works for me. But you did ask for elephant jokes, and that's what most of them are.
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The-Nono-Gram (26 October 2020, 3:19) complain
Well, there is that. :-)
brumeux77 (19 June 2021, 16:54) complain
Why do elephants wear tennies?



Because ninies are too small and elevenies are too big.
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Maburg (25 March 2025, 5:52) complain
Ha ha! Liked that one.
brumeux77 (19 June 2021, 16:56) complain
What's the difference between and elephant and a grape?

Grapes are purple.

[throw in a few more random elephant jokes to distract your listeners.]

What did Tarzan say to Jane when the elephants were charging?

"Here come the grapes!!" (Tarzan was colorblind.)
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The-Nono-Gram (19 June 2021, 23:05) complain
I like that.
Maburg (25 March 2025, 5:46) complain
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There goes mine: how can you put 4 elephants in a little fiat 600?

Two in the front, and two in the back.

And, how do you know the elephants are at the cinema?

Because the fiat is at the door.

Sorry, they are bad. But TNG asked for they.
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Maburg (25 March 2025, 5:50) complain
Oh, no! I wrote it before continuing reading. Now I saw onono has telling it.
torwul (25 October 2020, 8:56) complain
How can you see that an elephant was in your fridge?
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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 20:14) complain
Footprints in the jello?
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torwul (25 October 2020, 23:30) complain
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Right! They are so rude, stepping through our food.
msat (25 October 2020, 10:13) complain
You guys, pack ye dermatory up. Yes, I've a reward for you. Time to go to Tuskany!
(Hah! I got three puns in there.)
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msat (25 October 2020, 10:13) complain
p.s. This is a lovely puzzle. :)
The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 20:13) complain
Indeed you did. GREAT job!
jlglander (25 October 2020, 20:50) complain
How do you know when an elephant is going to charge?

He pulls out his credit card.
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Eighmy (27 October 2020, 15:58) complain
I like that one!
halemates (28 October 2020, 3:59) complain
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute, but can you breathe through it?
Max_McRally (28 October 2020, 18:46) complain
216th puzzle with same subject >yawn<
MMR (29 October 2020, 9:39) complain
Nice little puzzle. Thank you.
bbp4nono (4 November 2020, 1:17) complain
Why were the elephants banned from the pool?
Their trunks kept falling down.
3strikesurout (18 November 2020, 5:23) complain
One of the better images I've seen on this topic.
magis (29 October 2021, 13:45) complain
another nice pachyderm! <3
Celandine (4 February 2023, 5:41) complain
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? See, it works!
munkin (3 March 2025, 22:57) complain
I really enjoyed this -- the puzzle was fairly simple, but not boring and the picture is really cool. PLUS there were some wonderful jokes in the comments. :D
Maburg (25 March 2025, 6:04) complain
Good puzzle, seans.
Referring to the comments, is awesome how the jokes go around the world! I knew almost all of them!
:D :D
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